dog:
every snack you make dog:
every meal you bake dog:
every bite you take dog:
i'll be watching you
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gatsby:
hey i just met you gatsby:
and this is crazy gatsby:
but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall gatsby:
so call me maybe
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are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you

lolsofunny:

(Source: yepperoni, via cucumberbatchin)


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Cucumberbatchin': I don't understand why none of my friends like Marina and the Diamonds
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godhatesfigz:

All american teens who identify as ‘anglophiles’ should be placed in city centres when the pubs throw out.

“no … no” she sobbed as she rocked back and forth, clutching her union jack t-shirt to her chest,” this isn’t how it’s supposed to be at all.”

(via evansy)


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